wtf wtf wtf i know the polls said we'd win but i don't fucking know, i didn't believe it wtf are we going to do this was a joke we don't know how to run a fucking country fuck fuck fuck

uh we have… like 78% of the vote they're calling it a “landslide” someone from NATO just asked if we're taking meetings i told them we were busy watching cat videos

i'm not joking we had a guy in a suit made of yarn on stage we printed campaign flyers on napkins we can't just walk into washington and say “hi yes government please”

do we even have a transition plan or like… a plan plan does google docs count as a governance platform

they want us on camera tonight i'm gonna throw up what do we say?? “oops”?

Hey. Okay. First—breathe. This is real, but we're okay. We've joked around a lot, sure. But under all that, we actually built something. We've got policies. We've got smart people. And we've got time. Not a lot, but enough. We've got just over two months until the inauguration. That's our runway. First thing: I'm booking a physical space for us to meet IRL. Everyone on this thread is getting a plane ticket. We're going to lock ourselves in a room and figure out what comes first. Together. We don't need to fix everything tonight. We just need to show people we're not panicking. (That part is your job, Kaycee.) I'll handle the speech. You handle each other. And tomorrow, we start pulling the real stuff off the whiteboards.

...okay okay okay you're terrifyingly calm and I love you

logging off to cry and also maybe build a shadow cabinet

snack drawer opened whiteboard cleaned let's get weird

That's the spirit.