Subject: [Satire/Help] Anyone wanna help me start a political party?

Hey, with the "everyone gets a kitten" meme blowing up lately, I thought it’d be hilarious to actually start a party around it. Like a UKstyle Monster Raving Loony Party kind of deal. Something fun, a way to spoil your ballot but still have it counted.

I can put together a basic website and some dumb graphics, but I’m terrible at putting stuff into words. If anyone out there is good with words or wants to help come up with weird policies, DM me or reply here.

I'm in. I wrote fake manifestos for a uni project once and I'm way too into political absurdism. Got ideas like "All public bathrooms to include a designated feline relief station. and Cat cafés get the same tax status as churches." Let’s go.

What even is the Monster Raving Loony Party?

>What even is the Monster Raving Loony Party?

It's an actual UK political party that runs joke candidates. They propose things like putting Parliament on stilts and giving unicorns voting rights. Legit cultural artifact. Also once beat the SDP in a by-election. No joke.

I can help with the web stuff too. I'm decent with CSS and I hoard weird domain names. "kittenunity.org" is still available lol.

>trying to meme yourself into a ballot line

This is dumb. Y’all really out here doing this while people are struggling to keep the lights on. This is why no one takes activism seriously anymore. Go touch some grass and adopt a real cat instead of writing policy about it.

If this becomes a real party I want to be the Minister of Soft Power (and fluff). No qualifications, just vibes.